Monday, February 14, 2011
Alright so no surprise I don't have a Valentine....again. But uhhh it's really not that difficult to just go up to someone and ask, chances are they'll say yes. I'm just lazy. Anyway I'm sittin here in the library thinkin about what I'm gonna blog today and some mother fucker rolled up and says "yo can i sit here" I said of course. Then after like one minute the douche bag gets up and moves over to sit next to some mildly attractive girl (she's really more like a 6/10; she's trying to be extra sexy and find a last minute date by dressing like a whore) then he just sits there. I'm assuming the douche bag thinks he has a shot at it. But little does he know that his extreme inability to talk to women will once again restrain him from asking her out. He is now sitting there idly smelling her when she leans over like the biggest creeper in the world. Well I guess I'm in the same boat with the not asking anyone out. Oh well just another Valentine's Day.